VanillaAfro.com Where men are men and afros are afros    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  VanillaAfro.com Forum Index -> angry drunks Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="Lono"]After a heavy night of drinking at the Wingbowl, I can offer these observations: 1.) Although Quinn's breath smelled like vapor seeping from a gangrenous asshole, he refused to take gum when offered. That's called keepin' it real, folks. 2.) Jim somehow found himself behind the wheel of Quinn's Honda in spite of the fact that he was speaking with all the sophistication and eloquence of Joe Frazier. 3.) Shields wanted to go home every second of every minute of every hour. 4.) Taking more than two Immodiums will send one's bowels into septic shock for a period of days (three days and counting, to be precise). 5.) "Philadelphia Lager" tastes like rancid lung gravy. 6.) The theory that one can drink themselves sober is an old wive's tale. A person can drink themselves in no other direction than drunk and even more drunk. 7.) Twisted Tea tastes like the Blood of Christ after 10-12 beers. 8.) Wingbowl is some fucked-up, repugnant shit. 9.) Phillies Home Opener is much better.[/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post If you are visually impaired or cannot otherwise read this code please contact the Administrator for help. Confirmation code: * Enter the code exactly as you see it. The code is case sensitive and zero has a diagonal line through it. Enter the word "afro" below before you hit submit   All times are GMT - 5 Hours Jump to: Select a forum The Vanilla Afro discussion board----------------other suggestions for new forum topics because these all suckmovie quotesall ugly teamAfro discussionWhat should i do with the siteT-Shirt Idearspokerangry drunksannouncementsold comments....  Topic review Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group