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[quote="JCa$$"]You know there's gonna be 'drunken issues' when... 1. ...ever Lono is drinking anything, even mouthwash. 2. It's 3 am and I am heading to a NJ establishment, 64 oz Super Gulp mug in hand. 3. TQ turns to you after double-digit Yuenglings and says, "I'm so fucking thirsty!" 4. JS decides that the perfect time to cop a feel with Lady Luck is immediately following multiple so-co & limes (doubles). 5. everybody's heading on a fishing trip with a group of Bucks Co. Probation officers. 6. Smitty wants to bong beers on a deck behind the boardwalk in Ocean City in May at 3 am. 7. ...ever MD goes to an Eagles game in the cold, or to a now-defunct club on a golf course in Bensalem. 8. You're planning a bachelor party, and you decide to take a bunch of alcoholics and gambling addicts to a, 'Native American Gaming Establishment.' 9. ...ever the Phillies play a home opener. 10. It's 3 am, and I'm still drinking.[/quote]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Lono</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:19 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">21.) Cassidy has developed a slight cast in his left eye and begins to preface everything with either "Last thing I'm gonna say..." or "Just listen to me..." <br /> <br />22.) It seems like a good idea to pave the streets of Dodge City in gold. <br /> <br />23.) You take I-95 to get from the Moon to Longshore Ave. <br /> <br />24.) Denofa starts saying things like "How bad did we pee all over that motherfucker's car" when the rightful owner is standing just five feet away. <br /> <br />25.) I "accidentally" drop a cup of piss in Cassidy's Mustang. <br /> <br />26.) Quinn starts rousting people for a perceived lack of drinking (a perception that is almost always wrong). <br /> <br />27.) "Into the Night" by Benny Mardones actually starts to sound like a really good song. <br /> <br />28.) Giant beer mugs, Coca Cola, and Crown Royale become par for the course at about 3:30am. <br /> <br />29.) Smitty gets really mad at Cassidy for something he said about softball. <br /> <br />30.) We wait around for an hour after close in the vain hope that we might be able to score one free beer.</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>tqatsju</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:35 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Drunken Issues Vol. 2</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">11.) Denofa is passed out in a sports stadium bathroom <br />12.) The only woman you have seen all night has asked you this question: Do you want me to turn around? <br />13.) You think it's a good idea to go behind the bar and grab yourself a twisted <br />14.) Cassidy is arranging lawn chairs outside of his house in 30 degree weather <br />15.) You would kill every old person, mother and child for a wawa turkey shorty <br />16.) Keith is in tin foil and you're loving it <br />17.) lono and quinn are pushing each other into parked cars <br />18.) Shields wants to go home <br />19.) The Lady's house is a target <br />20.) Quinn is yelling at Red Sox fans like they are hitler</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>JCa$$</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:36 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Drunken Issues</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">You know there's gonna be 'drunken issues' when... <br /> <br />1. ...ever Lono is drinking anything, even mouthwash. <br />2. It's 3 am and I am heading to a NJ establishment, 64 oz Super Gulp mug in hand. <br />3. TQ turns to you after double-digit Yuenglings and says, "I'm so fucking thirsty!" <br />4. JS decides that the perfect time to cop a feel with Lady Luck is immediately following multiple so-co & limes (doubles). <br />5. everybody's heading on a fishing trip with a group of Bucks Co. Probation officers. <br />6. Smitty wants to bong beers on a deck behind the boardwalk in Ocean City in May at 3 am. <br />7. ...ever MD goes to an Eagles game in the cold, or to a now-defunct club on a golf course in Bensalem. <br />8. You're planning a bachelor party, and you decide to take a bunch of alcoholics and gambling addicts to a, 'Native American Gaming Establishment.' <br />9. ...ever the Phillies play a home opener. <br />10. It's 3 am, and I'm still drinking.</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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