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[quote="God"]I think you all need to say 10x our father's and 10x of these: "Hail, Keith! Full of softball, The Lord is with thee ball, Blessed are thou among all that you recruit, And blessed is the fruit of thy ones…. that Joe Wolf does Holy Keith, Homo of God, Pray for Maggie to stay with me (or get me pregnant), Now, and at the hour of our of my steady job. Amen[/quote]
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John
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:07 am
Post subject:
Bridget you know I dont do shots..It makes me throw up in the corners of bars...You also know since I pay my own freight,work 50 hrs.aweek and do all the other boring adult things ...I can and do come and go, do mosttly as I please without your PERMISSION so silly girl dont worry about my shots drank..xoxoxo johnny g.
2.5 is alittle much Zeke maybe 1.5 at most....
God
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:02 pm
Post subject: Our prayer
I think you all need to say 10x our father's and 10x of these:
"Hail, Keith! Full of softball,
The Lord is with thee ball,
Blessed are thou among all that you recruit,
And blessed is the fruit of thy ones…. that Joe Wolf does
Holy Keith, Homo of God,
Pray for Maggie to stay with me (or get me pregnant),
Now, and at the hour of our of my steady job.
Amen
Zeke
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:23 pm
Post subject:
2.5
Bridget
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:18 pm
Post subject:
How many shots will it take me to have John just shut the fuck up????
Will
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:07 pm
Post subject:
Hey Keith how many games do me,Sean,Gary,Nick,Kevin Tschopp,Joe Meehan,Zeke have to make for the playoffs ? Also how many games does Bob's annoying wife have to keep score to be our playoff scorekeeper ?
santa
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:43 pm
Post subject: early christmas gift
merry christmas full moon I recieved youre gift list early ask and you shall recieve KW off the team I know you guys have been asking for this for a couple of years sorry I couldn't get done earlier but better late than never.
love ST.KNICK
Rev.Sharpton
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:41 pm
Post subject:
Yo yo yo King what it is my negro ? Hows bout that high yellow ,ashy albino Brother Quinny cummin into the hood an stealin one of our bitches...I left Johnny Mantits to keep a eye on my hoe and he f**ked that up..I see that boy in West Philly Im gonna bust a cap in his a**...
Guest
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:35 pm
Post subject:
Sorry sweetums you quit in the playoffs not tourney against team from fishtown..
Rev. Rodney King, Jr.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:11 pm
Post subject: We Need a Leader like Tony
My Friends,
Can't we all just get along? For the record, I always try my best when I'm on the field, and I would be genuinely insulted if anybody thought that I didn't. But to be honest, it will always be more important to me that we all have a good time; five minutes after the game ends, I could give a shit whether or not some meatheads with juiced bats can hit a softball 250 feet over our heads, because I know the most important thing is that we can all still laugh at the Fat Jack nickname of the week (Jelly Savalas, if anyone cares). It's bullshit softball after all, and I always worried that it might turn into more than that. Maybe I'll stay home and try to learn my kids' names on Sundays.
Giving Peace a Chance,
5 Tool
PS: I guess we lost a game somewhere last night. I didn't even know we had a game, so I maybe I've already been cut. Anybody have the Mangin-ious' phone number? He offered to pay me in beer to jump ship, maybe even good beer...
Guest
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:10 pm
Post subject:
Pardon me ole effortless one it was a PLAYOFF game you quit on the team..It was against the Fishtown team that we lost to in the tourney..I guess its ok in the playoffs...If you still forget ask ANY other person in attendence...As to being pissed about a weak effort and saying Ive had it...Guilty as charged..However slick that was AFTER the game I didn't quit on my team during it...Also I didn't even miss the game after it silly if you recall the humorous pokes at me with the black arm band...You dear boy have as much chance at being better than me as I do beating you at basketball..You can throw a softball very well but other than that your adept at ????? You dont pitch so Keith doesn't figure in--you dont play any infield position so thats out...Cass,Braun,Judd,Jack ,Steve,Joe, are better outfielders,Iggy is as good then there's the other Kevin thats 7 better outfielders right there...6 of them are better hitters for avg..so who 's job are you taking ??? There's not a better ,more motivated,baseball /softball smart catcher in the city so thats out...Where should my idol, the man who's cock I'm all over play you and over who...Im all ears... You did show up last night wether he invited you or not so I think you should have got an at bat just as Wade or Quinny would have but as to any more I just dont see it ...
Leo
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:04 pm
Post subject: DH
KW I heard you are free agent I can use a 24 year old DH to run the backwards 3 get back to me
Love LEO & Laddy
pete rose
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:32 pm
Post subject: clutch
I have been watching johnny G play for years he is better at 48 at any position than you are at 24 KW he may get a little frustrated somtimes but when needed he comes up clutch and for smitty I have been watching him latley and the man has gotten mutch better because he always puts forth his best effort.
I,d bet on them any day
Pete Rose
PS. Quinny is the man and I guess you wont be eating all his bbq any more no more free buffet for you
KW
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:14 pm
Post subject:
First off greenwald, what fucking tournament are you talking about???? The last tournaments I remember I played in were, Trenton, I wasn't invited to the Port Richmond and before that Mayfair. So what the hell are you talking about???? Secondly, I am absolutely better then your old ass!!!! You just have been Keith's butt buddy for so long that he continues to invite you because you suck his cock. I now see why you like playing catcher. You get to kneel on the ground and look at all the batters cocks. You fucking homo!!!! I remember times, in Jardel and other leagues, that you were such a pussy saying "this team has no heart, I am not wasting my time and coming anymore". And you didn't show up!!!! That sounds like quitting to me!!!! I understand Glea can be the DH, but I absolutely know for 110% that I can be on that field. Especially with that fucking homo pitcher and ridiculous 1st baseman out there. It is fine, talk all the shit you want, that's what your good at (besides sucking up to Keith Patterson).
GREENWALD SR.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:53 am
Post subject: quitting
You my boy already quit on the team only this time its off the field !!!! Your fate is SELF made ..NEVER repeat NEVER in 35 + years of ball did I ever have a teammate quit as you did in the tournament..I'll rehash for you...Pop-up to right center...Routine fly ball missed...This is not a problem EVERYONE makes errors myself included...BUT after missing said can of corn you didn't even go after it..You dear boy walked,"WALKED" to go get it allowing 3 runs to score on a single at most that became a HOMERUN...People adjust their busy schedules to make these tourneys and you quit on them...Keith heard about it from numerous people and he chose to do something about it...You cant have it both ways jr..You cant half ass it not running out flyballs and alike and expect to play when there are 12 people out to win ball games...Smitty may miss more balls than a 10 yr.old girl but its NEVER due to lack of effort for he gives 110% always ..Ditto for Quinny...Wade is 16 yrs.old and while he doesn't yet grasp the fielding part he's a decent enuff hitter who doesnt gripe about only getting a abat a game...You always want to sit the bench yet when Keith sits you now you com[plain..I dont get it..If you wish to be a DH you have to take Glea's spot and I dont see that happening anytime soon..If you thought yourself better than Smitty at 1st I surely never heard you say it...And just so you do know I did offer to let you hit for me last night...
carl lewis
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:08 am
Post subject: pinch runner
btw why wouldn't beef run instead of KW he's faster
just cause KW beats everybody to the showers after football practice doesn't mean he's fast he just wants to drop the soap first if you don't push back youre not gay.
fat jack
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:28 am
Post subject:
well since dina will not be attending softball anymore, it gives her plenty of time to cook me stuff shells/hamburgers/hot dogs/cakes/cookies/pies
rock
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:21 am
Post subject: hanging out
yo heard you have free time come on down fulleries and hang out
you,me,barry,and josh
miss ya
stew
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:18 am
Post subject: buddy
I heard youre not hangin with the softball team so now me and pete my evil twin can come over dinas house and play cards on youre sick poker table.
you will have the best teeth at the table.
jack
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:15 am
Post subject: I'm sorry
I'm sorry I am not the one who runs the team I was just asking if you were playing not asking you to play
KW
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:47 am
Post subject:
Actually get your story right faggot!!!!! I was actually asked to play by Jack and Kevin (your last batter yesterday) in Miller's before you even got the team fully together assholes!!!! You should get all your facts straight before saying shit...So, shut the fuck up Greenwald or Smitty or whoever else is posting and use your name instead of using gay names and hiding yourself
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