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[quote="Phil Martelli"]Chances Smitty can catch the inbounds pass.....0 Chances Kevin lets Jack borrow 1 of his rolled up show off your guns T-shirts......70-30 Odds the 1st words by Joe during the game are "these guys are a joke"100 Chances are Cass doesn't make it due to Mothers Day-Wife Day-Kids Day-Wear your wifes underwear to work day- 75 % Chances of Johnny G claiming he hasn't seen such a blob of a basketball player like Jack since Oliver Miller or a player with worse hands than Smitty since Manute Bol ...100% Odds of Brauny wearing his schmedium Mugsy Bogues jersey...50/50.(if his Spud Webb is clean he may wear it...) Chances of Juddy finding a overseas line to bet the game....99% Likelyhood Keith can get Chuck Mangione to play the "National Anthem "b4 game...10 %...chuck is a very busy man Chances of Quinny and Cass sneaking under the bleachers for a quickie.100% Chances of a scoreless tie due to Smitty 's inability to catch the ball when checked in and Jack running off to chase the Mr.Soft-Tee truck 99%[/quote]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Phil Martelli</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:01 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: "THE GAME"</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Chances Smitty can catch the inbounds pass.....0 <br />Chances Kevin lets Jack borrow 1 of his rolled up show off your guns T-shirts......70-30 <br />Odds the 1st words by Joe during the game are "these guys are a joke"100 <br />Chances are Cass doesn't make it due to Mothers Day-Wife Day-Kids Day-Wear your wifes underwear to work day- 75 % <br />Chances of Johnny G claiming he hasn't seen such a blob of a basketball player like Jack since Oliver Miller or a player with worse hands than Smitty since Manute Bol ...100% <br />Odds of Brauny wearing his schmedium Mugsy Bogues jersey...50/50.(if his Spud Webb is clean he may wear it...) <br />Chances of Juddy finding a overseas line to bet the game....99% <br />Likelyhood Keith can get Chuck Mangione to play the "National Anthem "b4 game...10 %...chuck is a very busy man <br />Chances of Quinny and Cass sneaking under the bleachers for a quickie.100% <br />Chances of a scoreless tie due to Smitty 's inability to catch the ball when checked in and Jack running off to chase the Mr.Soft-Tee truck 99%</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>tqatsju</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:43 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: ODDS IN THE BATTLE OF THE HAS BEENS FAT JACK VS. SMITTY</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">FAT JACK DEATH 100/1 <br /> <br />FAT JACK DEATH BY HEARTATTACK 250/1 <br /> <br />FAT JACK KILLED BY WILD CIRCUS LIONS 2000/1 <br /> <br />SMITTY DEATH 3000/1 <br /> <br />SMITTY DEATH BY ATTACK OF THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN 10000/1 <br /> <br />FAT JACK MAKING AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE EARLY 2/1 <br /> <br />SMITTY MONEY LINE -525 <br /> <br />FAT JACK MONEY LINE +490 <br /> <br />FAT JACK DONUT LINE -300 <br /> <br />SMITTY HAIRLINE -400 <br /> <br />FAT JACK HAIRLINE ∞ <br /> <br />ODDS IN GAME TO 12 <br />SMITTY -5 <br />FAT JACK +4.5 <br /> <br />FAT JACK FIRST TO SCORE A BASKET 3/1 <br />SMITTY FIRST TO SCORE A BASKET 2/9 <br /> <br />FAT JACK FIRST TO EAT A BASKET OF KFC 1/10 <br />SMITTY FIRST TO MENTION HIS ONE HOMERUN IN SOFTBALL 1/100 <br /> <br />FAT JACK EATS SMITTY AND EXCLAIMS HE WAS DELICIOUS - EVEN <br /> <br />ODDS OF A FLAGRANT FOUL 1/2 <br /> <br />ODDS OF A FLAGRANT ODOR EMINATING FROM FAT JACKS EXTREMITIES 1/1000 <br /> <br />FAT JACK WILL WIN, IF OBAMA WINS IN GENERAL ELECTION 9/1 <br />SMITTY WINS IF OBAMA WINS GENERAL ELECTION - EVEN <br /> <br />OBAMA SHOWS UP AT THE GAME AND FEEDS FAT JACK THE BALL FOR THE FINAL SHOT AND WIN 1000/1 <br /> <br />OBAMA SHOWS UP AT THE GAME AND JACK EATS HIM, THINKING THAT OBAMA IS A GIANT CHOCOLATE HERSHEY KISS - 50/1 <br /> <br />MCCAIN VS SMITTY HAIRLINE 4/1 <br />MCCAIN VS FAT JACK HAIRLINE EVEN <br /> <br />FAT JACK SLIPS SMITTY A MICKEY AT THE MOON BEFORE THE GAME - EVEN <br /> <br />SMITTY CATCHES A BALL AT FIRST BASE BEFORE THE GAME WITH FAT JACK - ∞ <br /> <br />AFTER BEATING SMITTY FAT JACK IS RENAMED SLIM JACKRABBIT 50/1 <br /> <br />AFTER LOSING TO FAT JACK SMITTY IS RENAMED ITTY BITTY SMITTY 10/1 <br /> <br />GAME NOT HAPPENING 1/3 <br /> <br />GAME NOT HAPPENING BUT FAT JACK AND SMITTY STILL REMINISCING ABOUT HOW GREAT OF A GAME IT WOULD OF BEEN 1/4 <br /> <br />JOHNNY G TALKING ABOUT FAT JACK AND SMITTY BEFORE AND AFTER THE GAME FOR HOURS 1/100 <br /> <br />ACCIDENTAL HOMOSEXUAL CONTACT DURING THE GAME 1/5 <br /> <br />ODDS OF SMITTY OR FAT JACK ADMITTING THAT THEY'VE THOUGHT OF EACH OTHER IN A SEXUAL WAY IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS 1/10 <br /> <br />FAT JACK AND SMITTY QUITTING HALFWAY INTO THE GAME TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX - EVEN</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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