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[quote="Granny Clampett"]Please sing the new Beverly Hillbillies Song with me: This here's a story bout a boy In Bred Little blonde curls on his nappy head Then one day he's a softball playin fool . And along comes a girl covvvered in droul retard droul that is, Next thing ya she's got Quinny by his pair, Softball guys say take her outta here,Said The Hub's the place you outta be ,so they loaded up the car to room 103 The Hub that is ,Cesspools,mini bars Yawl Tards come back now ye hear !!!![/quote]
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Sam Kennison
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 am
Post subject: funny lines
2 classics of humor:
1)no really I quit drinking on my own Maggie didn't make me
2)Sure Keith we hope you win your fight...(Can you say bodybag...)
Joe Dawgs
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:48 pm
Post subject:
'joe the jew never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay'
Thats the funniest line ever written on vanillaafro. Its almost as funny as Keith asking me why they call Froggy, 'Froggy,' and me telling him that its because he's French Canadian.
Granny Clampett
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:01 am
Post subject: Hub sex
Please sing the new Beverly Hillbillies Song with me:
This here's a story bout a boy In Bred
Little blonde curls on his nappy head
Then one day he's a softball playin fool .
And along comes a girl covvvered in droul
retard droul that is,
Next thing ya she's got Quinny by his pair,
Softball guys say take her outta here,Said
The Hub's the place you outta be ,so they loaded up the car to room 103
The Hub that is ,Cesspools,mini bars
Yawl Tards come back now ye hear !!!!
tqatsju
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:07 pm
Post subject: TAKE A WALK IN THE FULL MOON
Best done in your best Lou Reed voice...
Johnny G came from pine valley in PA
he's so fucking old he's known across the u.s.a.
dyed his hair on the way
Shaved his mustache and then he turned to glee
he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon
Said, hey gleeee, take a walk in the full moon
fat jack came out mad and snarling
In the bar room he's everybodys chunky darling
But fat jack never lost his head
Even when his beers have too much head
he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon
Said, hey zooks, take a walk in the full moon
And the ugly pool girls go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
joe the jew never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
full moon saloon is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk in the full moon
I said hey joe dawgs, take a walk in the full moon
patterson lost his job came and hit the streets
Lookin for dollar dogs and a place to eat
Went to the Rocky Statue
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey hogan, take a walk in the full moon
I said, hey dumbo, take a walk in the full moon
All right, huh
Froggy is just hopping away
Thought he was kermit for a day
Then I guess he had to crash
2 beers 2 cigs would have helped that dash
he said, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon
I said, hey ribbit, take a walk in the full moon
And the ugly pool girls say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
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