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[quote="Vince McMahon"]FULL-MOONMANIA  I

Joe Wolf vs. Kevin Wolf/Brian Wolf (Handicap Match)
-Prediction: As Joe is kickin’ the shit out of Kevin, little sister & Joe’s nemesis Jenny Wolf comes in from the crowd, grabs a chair, & smashes it over Joe’s head. As both Joe & Kevin lay motionless like Balboa & Creed, young Brian creeps into the ring & puts the 3-count on Joe!

Juddy vs. Keith Patterson (Rematch)
-Prediction: This is a rematch from their scuffle at Deena’s House, where Juddy came out victorious with his patent Bill Goldberg spear of a very messy & naked Patterson. In the rematch, I think Keith would come out on top when he makes Juddy submit with a naked tea bag!

Quinny vs. Tony (Minority Match)
-Prediction: When the only 2 non-Caucasians in the history of the Full Moon softball team lock up, it will be a battle for the ages. However, I see Quinny getting a cheap elbow to Tony’s face in the corner, causing his already slanted eyes to become completely shut. Then, Quinny finishes off the blind Asian with his Fro-Slam!

Smitty vs. Glea (The Battle of the 1st Basemen)
-Prediction: Smitty body slams Glea as he shouts, “SEE YA!!!!” & proceeds to jump up on the ropes & celebrate his supposed victory. However, like a lot of Smitty’s supposed homeruns, he comes up a little short & Glea grabs him from the ropes when he’s not looking & gets the 3 count. After the victory, Glea is joined in the ring by special guest Luke Perry & they proceed to grab a pair of hair clippers and shave off Smitty’s sideburns. In the post-match press conference, Glea is quoted as saying, “It’s better to be LUCKY than good!!!!”

Mike Braun vs. Pat’s Dog (Cruiser Weight Match: 100 lbs. or less)
-Prediction: Although Pat’s Dog is taller & bigger, Braunny is quicker. And, as the old saying goes, “The bigger you are, the harder you fall!” And that would prove to be true as the Human Squirrel got the better of the Flea-Riddin Loyal Canine. However, Braunny picks up a slight case of gonorrhea from Pat’s Dog, who caught the STD from drinking out of Pat’s disease-infected toilet (or from a hot dog with…… No one’s really sure!)[/quote]

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