My bad jinx prediction of the week or month or whatever (keep in mind i’m 2 for 2) is the Celtics win tonight. Kobe plays well but the Celtics are hungry and want it more…
Dawes is a great rock (almost soft rock) band that’s been around for a little while but is pretty unknown. Check out a live set here
10.) It’s a great excuse to grow some sort of 70′s facial hair
9.) two words, jean shorts
8.) it’s a great excuse to dress up in an old lady evening gown and wear black rim glasses (hint hint)
7.) Cause only God saves more goals than Bernie Parent, and God doesn’t even like hockey..go figure…God is like Hakeem Olajuwon with basketball
6.) Cause only Jesus saves more goals than Barabas…Oh God I swear i’m just joking
4.) Because I actually think the Canadian accent is awesome….it is isn’t it? Eh?
3.) Because they got rid of the two line pass awhile ago, one less rule for me not to understand at all
2.) Cause it’s easy to relate to a scruffy white guy, because i’m pretty much a scruffy white guy
1.) Because Barry Melrose is one hot Canucker (dont ask…)
I’m going to throw another really bad jinx prediction out there…There is no way the Flyers lose tonight…Absolutely no way….I think they’re gonna even find a lady that looks like Kate Smith and have her sing God Bless America
Who has the biggest billboards at Phillies games?
Who advertises the most when sporting events are on besides the goddamn Geico lizard?
Who pays for million (if not multi-million) dollar contracts with teams, TV stations, internet sites etc… to advertise?
Ask yourselves these questions then ask yourself why there are so many problems with underage drinking, overage drinking, and rufies at Phillies games or just sporting events in general. Ok not so much rufies but I just like saying Rufies…Rufies TM. Did anyone else see that commercial for Rufies where the Geico lizard “had his way” with the old guy after a rufie-martini?
In all seriousness the answer to this question is Beer companies like Bud, Miller, and Coors…..If you disagree with me look around the parking lot and remember Natural light is made by Budweiser (it’s triple cola equivalent). And Milwaukee’s Best is made by Miller (it’s President’s choice equivalent, yeah that’s right I brought up President’s choice!!! BOOOYAAAAAHKAH!).
So what does this mean? Hey I don’t give a shit about politics and everyone knows I love beer just as much as the next guy (maybe a little too much)…But what I do know is that the teams, leagues, TV stations and just about everyone else in the sports business except for Chris “Wheels” Wheeler indirectly promotes and markets beer. And we’ve been listening for a long long time…
Is there any way Boston can beat the Flyers in game 7?????…I’m gonna throw a horrible jinx prediction out there…There’s NO NO NO NO NO way Boston will win this game…
By the way I can’t believe it’s not taze instead of tase? What were tasers invented in friggin England? There’s no way the Brits invented something that ingeniuz….
10.) Because where else are you going to get a rufie type experience for free? Unless you’re a hot chick or Ed Wade
8.) there’s about a .01 percent chance that after you get tased you will wake up and have super human strength…either that or next to Ed Wade, in bed, in a Houston sleaze bag motel room….Don’t be mad when Omar Daal tases you again!!
7.) What is going on Vanilla face? Ed Wade isn’t even the general manager anymore?
6.) Because don’t you want to see that fat guy who puked on the girl get tazed, then slip into cardiac arrest, after eating 10 hot dogs on dollar dog night?
5.) Dan Baker saying “these changes for the Phillies…..now getting Tassssssssssssed in right field……Bobbbbby Abreuuuuuuuuuuuuu” is classic….
4.) Because, there’s a small chance that the Police will miss an unruly fan and Tase Nelson Figueroa instead, thus improving the Phillies bullpen…….Is it Taz or Tase or Taze?
3.) Baseball games are 4 hours, I repeat 4 hours…I mean, is this a TV Land Gilligan’s Island marathon or a sport?
2.) Because Jamie Moyer might need to get tased, just to get it up after the game
1.) Seeing the Phanatic Tase the opposing team on Pacific Islanders appreciation night…No offense to Pacific Islanders but does your culture have enough people in the Philadelphia area to have a night at a Phillies game? Why not have a Gay Nazi Cub scout night then for the 4 gay Nazi cub scouts in the United States?
Awesome picture…imagine if he took out the gun afterwards and did the whole Dirty Harry line, “Ya gotta ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky, well do ya punk?”
In honor of the great ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. I bring you top 10 new attributes for the Most interesting man in the world…With help from Smitty.
10.) He once corrected a spell checker when it made a mistake
9.) the president drops everything…to pick up his pen
8.) he got invited to the playboy mansion…while swimming in the grotto
7.) He ordered a whopper at Mcdonalds…and they made it
6.)When ordering a Wawa shortie he doesn’t use the ordering system…. he tells the person behind the counter (this is more of a spoof but i’m running out of ideas…)
5.) he’s only been beaten at arm wrestling twice…once by Jesus…and once by….Chuck Norris (ZING)
4.) When he orders a cheesesteak at Geno’s…it can be in Spanish
3.) He once drank a case of Dos Equis…and didn’t end up at a strip club
2.) He once swam the English Channel….Doggy paddle
1.) The most interesting man in the world is actually Charlton Heston….Eventhough he’s dead
Although they are probably known throughout Indie circles, whatever that means, Blind Pilot is really good here is a link to a Blind Pilot search on Grooveshark. Also check out their Daytrotter session at Wolfgangsvault