TOP 10 REASONS THEY SHOULD REMAKE THE MOVIE HOOSIERS

10.) CAUSE GENE HACKMAN STILL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME

9.) JIMMY CHITWOOD CAN DUNK NOW

8.) CAUSE THINK OF HOW FUN IT WOULD BE TO CAST THE DENNIS HOPPER ROLE NOW

7.) CAUSE IT’S TOUGH FINDING A GUY WHO CAN HIT A JUMPER THAT HAS A LISP SO IT’S FUN CASTING THE NEW JIMMY CHITWOOD TOO

6.) CAUSE EVERY OTHER HOLLYWOOD MOVIE HAS BEEN RUINED AND REDONE WHY NOT THE GREATEST SPORTS MOVIE?

5.) BECAUSE BARBARA HERSHEY DIDN’T GET NAKED BUT OUR NEW LEADING LADY WILL

4.) BECAUSE THE REAL LIFE NCAA TOURNAMENT HOOSIERS (THE HIGHSCHOOL TEAM DID AS POINTED OUT BY SKIKS) COULDN’T PULL IT OFF (BUTLER)

3.) BECAUSE I DON’T CARE WHO THE NEW COACH IS (I WAS ONLY JOKING ABOUT HACKMAN), IT’S WORTH SEEING SOMEONE ELSE SAY POP THE BALL POP IT!!!

2.) BECAUSE LARRY BIRD IS FINALLY READY TO START AN OLD GUY ACTING CAREER AS THE COACH OF HICKORY

1.) IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE AN ALL WHITE BASKETBALL TEAM DOMINATE AGAIN, ALTHOUGH IN THE REMAKE I WOULDN’T MIND SEEING
GARY COLEMAN PLAY OLLIE

2 Responses to “TOP 10 REASONS THEY SHOULD REMAKE THE MOVIE HOOSIERS”

  1. JR says:

    Did you know? Milan High (the real life Hickory High) beat Crispus Attucks High from Indianapolis to advance to the “Final Four” at HInkle Fieldhouse which was led by some guy named Oscar Robertson.

    This is in response to #4. The really real Hoosiers did win, but Butler winning would have been beyond anything Hoosiers could have mustered up.

  2. vanilla face says:

    how good is the name Attucks…they should call the remake “ATTUCKS”

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